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5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) | | Last changed: Nov 20, 2009 |
 | Category: Games | | Rating:  (1341) | Version: 1.0.1 | Size: 17.6 MB | Price: $2.99  |
Description:
REVIEWS:
"Staple your forehead, drink toilet water, pee on computers... The amount of objects that you can interact with and the objects that can be combined with others for even more lethal damage is pretty amazing."
- Touch Arcade
"Smack yourself in the face with a stapler (Swingline or Boston, it doesn't matter), smash your head in a photo copier, ignite a fire extinguisher and point it at your face, put your hand in a guillotine, do a head stand on a paper shredder and engage in all manner of ingenious self-destruction in the fluorescent-lit hell of a modern office.... Smash your skull against the 'Buy It!' to go and take a closer look."
- Pocket Gamer
"Anyone who enjoys Adult Swim¹s brutal sense of humour in shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Frisky Dingo will struggle not to cough up a lung from laughing at this wonderfully disgraceful game."
- Know Your Mobile
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GAME DESCRIPTION:
You're a common, everyday desk jockey at some blah company, sitting in your blah cubicle. Suddenly you decide that you'd rather die than go to another stupid meeting. But how to get the job done Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is a fast-paced adventure game in which you have exactly 5 minutes to kill yourself before the next boring meeting starts. Fortunately, your office is filled with a great variety of fun and dangerous objects < staplers, copiers, blow torches, a shark tank, and even a pack of rabid weasels.
• Easy-to-use controls makes killing yourself a delight
• Single and Multiplayer modes
• Challenge friends in a race to the death
• Challenge strangers in a race to the death
• Taunt your Facebook friends with your score
Reviews:
ADDICTIVE 
By: Corey666666 - 07-Nov-2009
Version: 1.0
Buy this now. It is fantasticaly fun. Has four places and multiple ways to die, but please adult swim add more levels to mix it up a bit, and some more ways to die, then it will be my fave game. Also add a control panel and interactions with everyone. Then it will be worth the price. I endorse this, in return you update it. So in conclusion, BUY THIS NOW IT NEVER GETS OLD, (but I would love an update)!!!
More please 
By: Psycho Mantis - Oct 24, 2009
Version: 1.0
I've played all of the [Adult Swim] ported iPhone games and they all are basically identicle. The people who make the online version and iPhone version are done by two different companies and that may keep these games from getting extra features the .com ones have. I hope they'll get the chance someday. Anyway, this game is a sadistically funny game where you are tired of your cubicle and the meetings. ALWAYS WITH THE MEETINGS! You decide to kill yourself when you get a memo for a meeting in *gasp* five minuets. You basically wander the office to find things to kill yourself. The controls can be tough, especially in cubicles. It would also be nice for people you can talk to have an indicator. If I'm wrong and everyone can be talked to then the way to do so needs improvement as I seem to only be able to talk to a small amount. Another nice thing would be to shorten load time and try to add less. It's an amusing game if you've got five minuets untill your next meeting (or bus stop, airplane, whatever). This'll keep you from actually killing yourself in real life and you can still blow off some steam.
Won't somebody think of the children?!?!
By: pct1818 - Oct 26, 2009
Version: 1.0
This game gets 5 stars simply for enraging all those Puritans out there. This is for you, Baby Shaker. That said, the awkward navigation and controls make me want to actually kill myself. I'd also like a little more variety. Maybe there's lots more to do, but I just can't find it due to the clunky controls. In any case, despite a great concept, the execution isn't all win. Right now, it's just a $3 novelty... which I guess was to be expected all things considered.Recommendation: If this game doesn't have you self righteously frothing at the mouth, and you've got $3 to spare, I say go for it. Replay value and controls are somewhat lacking, but it's a fun little time waster for those random waiting room visits. And it has potential if AS decides to add some spit and polish in the future.
Hells yes!
By: DOUCHE_MAGILLAN - Oct 23, 2009
Version: 1.0
I've been waiting for this out of all the [AS] games. This app is pretty awesome, just like the game on the site.Aside from that, the controls can be a lil tricky at times. Some times while tryin to pick up items I'll miss and hit a wall or a desk and it sends my character in the wrong direction. And during the dialog it seems to choose C a majority of the time no matter what I press. Aswell the dialog seems to fix itself behind the map option, maybe that can be placed on the left. I'll deff. be lookin forward to the updates.But either way I can still kill, myself that is. =]
Amazingly Fun But Needs More Content
By: Shear Dude - Oct 23, 2009
Version: 1.0
I love the flash game and prayed that Adult Swim would bring it to iPhone like what they did with Amateur Surgeon. This plays exactly like the flash game which truely is awesome. Love that they added multiplayer as well. My only complaint is pretty big one. There is only 1 stage to play on. Even though it jas multiple paths which can't all be explored within 5 minutes, I would like to see more stages in future updates (make it free or don't make it at all). If this game had more stages and content, I would give it that one more star. The game is great and definitely a must buy for anyone who loves the flash game.
Fun... For 5 Minutes
By: birthtodeath - Oct 24, 2009
Version: 1.0
It's the same office over and over again and I find myself taking the fastest path I know every time. This app is three dollars, which means no excuses for not adding things that the flash version doesn't have. I've been thinking about the idea of computer opponents so you don't always have to enjoy killing yourself all by yourself. Difficulty and all that fancy stuff. What about a race against your ghost of your best time?All we really want is A LOT more offices to die in. If you guys plan to keep this app the way it is, then it obviously isn't worth $3.
Please
By: A19909 - Nov 11, 2009
Version: 1.0
Updates would be pretty cool
This app is great
By: Bittyman - Nov 11, 2009
Version: 1.0
This app is great it is exactly what I expected from [adult swim] games. My opinion on the game is that it's worth every cent. Love this app.
Awesome game
By: £"@$!?! - Nov 9, 2009
Version: 1.0
500 th review woot
Best game from adult swim ever!!!!! Lol!
By: oreo crap - Nov 7, 2009
Version: 1.0
I love it!! But it's too easy they should have an update. But it's still a good game though.
:) wow (:
By: Awesome-O- - Nov 4, 2009
Version: 1.0
:) amazing (:
Great game but
By: eastmemphistn - Nov 4, 2009
Version: 1.0
I love this game but it needs updates
Hilarous!!
By: Joe the Pizza man - Nov 3, 2009
Version: 1.0
One of my favs so much to do
OMG
By: JAG-man_X - Nov 2, 2009
Version: 1.0
This is the best game ever!!!!!! All adult swim games are awsome!!!!
5 minutes to kill
By: Speedracerx! - Nov 2, 2009
Version: 1.0
I love this game. Well worth every cent. Every employee or boss should have this.
Pretty fun
By: Strangertodanger - Nov 2, 2009
Version: 1.0
Wish it was .99 cents but still can see myself playing this game when angry.... Good stress relief.
Sweet!
By: Stevevol - Nov 2, 2009
Version: 1.0
Great fun.
Stop all ur complaining
By: Those guys who review things - Nov 1, 2009
Version: 1.0
3 bucks is really cheap for this or any other app for that matter. That's probably as much as s or or like a pack of gum and how much are yoi getting out of that compared to an app!
Not bad
By: |317| Griz - Oct 31, 2009
Version: 1.0
So fun!
By: Leviss - Oct 31, 2009
Version: 1.0
Don't listen to the downers! This game is as fun as you make it, you have 5 min to kill yourself! Be creative!! There are TONS of ways to do it! If you think the game is too short your just nit trying hare enough! Tons of fun, an quick to play!
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