FINALLY!  
By: HelenAngel - Jan 30, 2009
Version: 1
Since apps came out, I wanted this to be a free app. The vibration function of the iPhone is underused and I always thought it would be great to quickly relieve tension (especially in the neck). This app does what it says, works great, and you can even adjust how quickly it vibrates. I found the vibration is actually better on the older iPhones. If you're looking for a "toy" or a deep tissue massage, this really isn't it but it is great for a quick, surface massage.

Therapy item  
By: Mom of sensory kid - Jan 29, 2009
Version: 1
I have a Child with Sensory Processing Disorder who requires sensory "input" throughout the day, every day. Having this massager on my iPhone means I will always a tool available to provide theextra input. He is 3 yrs and uses my phone to play games to help his fine motor delays, this vibrating app isperfect to stimulate his sensory system while holding it in his hands and touching it to his face and arms. Things are not always as "dirty" as they might appear to be. For us, this app is a helpful tool to add to our therapy toolbox.

Good Idea, Lacks Power  
By: MJCino - Jan 31, 2009
Version: 1
This really is a cool idea in theory. However, it doesn't really have very much power to its vibrations. I'm definitely planning on keeping it, but I'm also figuring that I will almost never pull this app out.
*WARNING: after this point, I get slightly less terse*
Has anyone noticed that a lot of reviewers seem to not be the sharpest bulb in the crayon box? Seriously. The purpose of the application is to vibrate. IT WILL NOT WORK ON YOUR IPHONE TOUCH. Your iPhone Touch doesn't have the ability to run this app, which is pointed out in the description if I'm not mistaken.
Someone else complained and gave a low review due to the content being, *ahem,* a bit "unsavoury." The quotes are my own, not the posters--I assume that I must watch my language here. Both devices depicted are designed to be massage devices! The fact that you CAN use ANY vibrating device for "unsavoury self-pleasing" activities is not a reason to keep this app out of the store. It's worth mentioning that one of the devices used is specifically commonly used for "self-pleasing" and commonly sold in "stores of ill repute." As follows is a very tiny list of everyday items that are used for "unsavoury activities," but which were designed for other purposes and do still HAVE innocent and pure uses:
Clothespins, latex gloves, horse riding crops, hairbrushes, electric toothbrushes, rope, candles, rulers, thermometers, cameras, binoculars, ace bandages, ping-pong paddles, ice, ginger root, leather, dining room tables, feathers, bootblack, stethoscopes, et cetera.
Good god, the list goes on. *steps off the long-winded soapbox*

Hey you retarded kids  
By: mistah_flash - Jan 23, 2009
Version: 1
Read:Iphone's only duhh just cause you can't afford one I don't recall a vibrating feature in the iPod touch are you guys really that stupid? STUPID!! You guys always ruin all the reviews cause your iPod isn't a iPhone last time I checked Now that I vented a bit on with review:Great start!! Sorry your reviews were screwed by those poor kids app makes use of motors but it's not strong enough to do anything

(re)Tardedness  
By: dark12u - Jan 28, 2009
Version: 1
I find dumba.s.s comments like "Won't work on my iPod!"(1 star) and "Says it works for iPod touch but doesn't!"(1 star), it doesn't and won't work on ur iPod! Stop giving this app bad reviews, bad reviews will NOT magically install a motor on ur iPod so it can vibrate!! Also stop wasting ur time here if u don't read the description, it's sad to see people whine over something that won't happen(like "apple should take this crap off the app store"(1 star). Easy answer to an app u don't like---> delete it off ur device! Only takes a couple of seconds as opposed to taking ur time to write a review, like me...) Wats worse than the tardness here is the dumba.s.s comments that say "My girfriend this and that with my iPhone"(5 stars) and "Can't keep it dry!"(5 stars). I bet less than half of u are adults, more than half of u don't even have girlfriends, and all of u are pervs.

Brilliant! Just Brilliant!  
By: kalilama - Jan 27, 2009
Version: 1
'nuf said.

Cool  
By: Im2cute4angels - Jan 27, 2009
Version: 1
Cool fun

Make it harder  
By: Frtgfdthb - Jan 28, 2009
Version: 1
Make the vibration harder so it can finish what it started

Wow! Hilarious!  
By: Snapask - Jan 29, 2009
Version: 1
Isn't the second one a dildo??

Works  
By: Mcf3782 - Jan 29, 2009
Version: 1
I had no idea the motor could vibrate that strong. I wish the vibrate ring mode for phone calls worked as well as this app; I'd actually be able to tell when I was getting a call while the phone was still in my belt holster. Nice work. Does exactly what it says it does.

Gross get a life I wouldn't put that up to ur ear perves get a life  
By: SpØoneR - Feb 22, 2009
Version: 1
Gross perv

Niceee  
By: Yoyoyaya - Jan 26, 2009
Version: 1
I was driving for hrs! This app killed my butt pain. Works better under clothes. So i sat on it and drove for 5 hrs and it felt niceeee. I recommend it

Haha...not sure what to say.  
By: ShutdaPhuckUp - Jan 26, 2009
Version: 1
What is disturbing are the people writing reviews stating this doesn't work GOOD ENOUGH! That's frightening.

Feels SOOO GOOD  
By: Heathen95 - Jan 28, 2009
Version: 1
Ooohhh sooooooo lovely...... Got my phone all wet though.... Now it's all glitchy. And I'm afraid to put this phone near my face to talk to someone..... Overall, I should have just bought a vibrator..

bad  
By: mjvjhchm - Feb 1, 2009
Version: 1
SUCKS like crap

One word  
By: samad64 - Feb 2, 2009
Version: 1
Orgasmic!!!!!

Mmmmmmm  
By: FALL0UTB0Y FAN - Jul 22, 2009
Version: 1.2
This is a dildo!!! <3

Happy!  
By: Chrissypoo09 - Feb 3, 2009
Version: 1
This app is silly but fun... I didn't really think it would work. I used it one time and I almost want to use it again.. It's great :)

Sweet  
By: M3M5M6!!! - Feb 3, 2009
Version: 1
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Wow  
By: Chuyiiiin - Feb 16, 2009
Version: 1
This is great it gives me a !!!!!!!?????